Facebook Status of the Day

I've been a bit winded from my huge photo post from Saturday, so I took off a few days to recoup. Also, people weren't very funny. Thanks for making it easy on me, friends. I am happy, however, that the funny returned with the start of the work week.

Facebook Status of the Day:

• Facebook just asked me if i'd like to become a fan of "Entourage." I just asked Facebook if it'd like to go Eff itself.

Runners Up:

• Random sudden urges for the day: corn on the cob and wishing I had never heard the word "birther"

• Obviously I'm not balla enough for my three year old, because he asked where my in-dash DVD player is :(