Facebook Status of the Day

It's time for that and it's about that time: the Facebook Status of the Day. I would guess that 90%+ of my Facebook statuses today were variations on the following themes:

• It's snowing...AGAIN.
• The Steelers are the coolest, most awesometasticsuperlicious team ever, and they will destroy the Cardinals on Sunday.
• Teachers: Look at me, I have another snow day! Yay!
• Parents: Holy crap, my kids have another snow day, and I would run away from home if all this damn snow wasn't in my way.
• Did I mention that it's snowing?

So, I didn't exactly have a plethora of subject matter to choose from, but once again, my friends did not disappoint. Here goes...

Facebook Status of the Day:

• SP is going to punch this snow in the face if it delays my flight to Tampa.

Runners up:

• FN thinks when you don't work and can't drink, Fridays mean nothing.
• HL is still itching like a crack ho lookin' for a fix!

Thanks people! Keep being funny. And don't forget to share your favorite funny status updates in the comments section. I loved the ones that were submitted yesterday!