Saturday, February 7, 2009

Facebook Status of the Day

I've developed a theory based on purely anecdotal evidence: People are funnier on Fridays! Does the imminent prospect of happy hour, on-demand napping, or staring blankly at the TV trigger the humorous parts of our brain? Maybe, but whatever the reason, I like!

Facebook Status of the Day:

  • GP is looking for the wii-motes and the nunchucks. If they're in the dogs' toybox, someone's gonna be in trouble...
Runners up:
  • HS is "bonding" with a bag of frozen green beans
    Comment 1: Does this mean you've visited Dr. Snippy?
    HS: Let's just say I can hit the high notes like Mariah Carey!
  • JK needs to find her fav Asian to kiss. Per Wally, it's kiss your favorite Asian day...don't know why he is excited, he is Irish.
  • KB: my mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face, now I wind up kissing her ass!

Reader contributions:

  • MC [a labor and delivery nurse] is heading off to work to watch crackheads spew forth new life!
  • SK says the Indian guy on Scrubs set brown people back more than Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

As always, please feel free to share your funny Facebook Statuses in the comments section!

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